Thanks for stopping by. If you're looking for my DJ Website please click below.

I rarely update this site. It is kept for personal reasons as it was the first site I built in 1998.

This is the second incarnation of it, HERE is the first.

*----- Click Here for my other Site ----*

This site will now reflect personal fun and IT Technical issues along with some DJ Technical Info so please stay tuned and look for some fun stuff and in the mean time check out the clip below. Road Rage? Not any more! Here is a new accessory.

To watch this clip, right click and choose "save target as" or if you have a fast connection choose "open in new window". I think all cars should have this option

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These pages are Copyright 1996/97/98/99/00/01/02/2003 Curtis Newman. Any similarity between an references on these pages and any person, company, institution, or pizza, either living or dead is entirely co-incidental.

I reserve the right to make a fool of myself in public as often as possible.

I also reserve the right to paint myself blue and run around naked at invading Romans (or visiting Italian tourists) - providing that all parties are consenting and the Italians provide the catering.

Under no circumstances should legal binding contracts be made with 6 month old children - especially when they start crying.